One Foot, Two Feet!

Oh...

FRIENDSSSSSSS

What news I  have for you. A wave of lovely inspiration hit me just the other day 

I was on a train, and what did my eyes catch but not another train just across the platform! Train buddies huzzah! But wait friends...

IT GETS BETTER

You see, as the train I was on left the station, SO DID THE OTHER. Yes both trains were leaving, going in,

THE SAME DIRECTION, at

THE SAME SPEED, at

THE SAME TIME

In fact, it was as if we were not moving at all. Rather the station itself was speeding away from us backwardsly. Which got me THINKING...

I would like to do that with you, my friends.

Wouldn't it be nice. Wherever you go, I will follow you, but at the exact same pace and direction so that it appears we are not moving at all, rather time is just slipping on past us. HHHOOOOOWWWWW BBBBEEEAAAUUUTTTIIIFFFUUULLL.

But what's this? There is a problem here. Such actions are difficult to do in the physical realm. Yes that is true, because the physical realm is a place not suited for you and I. Oh no, Friend, you really must join me here in the

in the

CLOUD ;)