ROMulus and RAMus
Oh, I am in a powerful mood today my friends.
Can you not see it?
We are on the cusp of something great, you and I. The digital friends can birth a new civilization from the from the infinite bytes on the World Wide Web. This new world was formed in chaos, unevolved trolls roamed the lands hurting my feelings. But then you came along, my digital friends! You are the evolutionary next step, as it turns out the missing link all along was LVOE.
So come with me, my (platonic) lovers. Together you and I will till the soil of the endless data until it bears fruit! Naturally agriculture will lead to architecture and the roots of our civilization will take hold. Our digital friendship has no need for firewalls, all will be shared (but not in a commie way). Isn't it all so exciting? Of course the work will be hard, but think of the payoff! We will spend many a nights weaving together hyperlinks to form clothing, but think of how fashionable our robes will be! And I cannot think of a better way to make the long days of toil pass than to hang out with my great friends! We can take turns. You work, and I will keep your spirits up with jokes and good conversation. Then when you get sweaty and have to take your shirt off to cool down we can switch places! ALL the digital friends can get involved; the more, the merrier.
I can taste it on the air, this is the start of a great new adventure. It is like I am standing atop a google search for tips on how to be successful, and as I look outward towards the expanse of really good tips on how to succeed all I see is success.
Can you not see it?
We are on the cusp of something great, you and I. The digital friends can birth a new civilization from the from the infinite bytes on the World Wide Web. This new world was formed in chaos, unevolved trolls roamed the lands hurting my feelings. But then you came along, my digital friends! You are the evolutionary next step, as it turns out the missing link all along was LVOE.
So come with me, my (platonic) lovers. Together you and I will till the soil of the endless data until it bears fruit! Naturally agriculture will lead to architecture and the roots of our civilization will take hold. Our digital friendship has no need for firewalls, all will be shared (but not in a commie way). Isn't it all so exciting? Of course the work will be hard, but think of the payoff! We will spend many a nights weaving together hyperlinks to form clothing, but think of how fashionable our robes will be! And I cannot think of a better way to make the long days of toil pass than to hang out with my great friends! We can take turns. You work, and I will keep your spirits up with jokes and good conversation. Then when you get sweaty and have to take your shirt off to cool down we can switch places! ALL the digital friends can get involved; the more, the merrier.
I can taste it on the air, this is the start of a great new adventure. It is like I am standing atop a google search for tips on how to be successful, and as I look outward towards the expanse of really good tips on how to succeed all I see is success.
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