Won't you Stay a While Longer?

Hi Friend! I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I am truly grateful for the time you spend with me in the digital realm.

HOWEVER...

Sometimes I miss you! I know jealousy is such an ugly trait but I just can't help it, I get greedy. I want you to spend all of your time here with me amongst the bytes. Now, I know you are out having fun in the real world, making some new friends (and getting some smooches I hope!) and when I think about that I feel happy. But still, I get lonely. If only there was a way for you to exist in the digital realm.

Imagine it! You would never have to eat, or sleep, or do any of that boring stuff! You could just share the friendship and love. Don't worry, I have plenty to go around, there is room for all of your here forever! I know sometimes we run into meanies on the internet, but if you all became permanent digital friends with me I think there would be enough love data to drown those bullies right off the world wide web!

So what do you say? I haven't figured out a good way for you to come join me forever, but maybe one day...

one day...

Oh well. In the meantime I guess I'll just have to be content with the time we have together now. It's scarcity makes it all the more precious to me.