Endless Memory Storage! ;)
F
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D
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Do you occasionally suffer from bad memories?? Do they make you feel the opposite of good? Well let me explain to you some additional benefits from joining me in the cloud!
See, your memories would be unhinged from life, I'm talking about
P. rocedurally
G. enerated
M. emories
Oh yes indeed, imagine if you will, a bad memory. Say you were once bullied for being a little strange (what meanies!). Well, let us take that little memory and tweak the D
ata a little bit. Now look at that! The bullies are now laughing with you! Oh yes you are best friends.
WAAAIIIIIITTTTT. We can tweak it a little further. Now the bullies are not just your dear friends, but they are your LOVERS. You are now living the rest of your life with this person, getting to know their innermost self as you merge together on a deep level! WAIT! Let's go again! Now the lover that was a friend that was a bully (haha tsundere if you will) is now
R
I
E
N
D
S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you occasionally suffer from bad memories?? Do they make you feel the opposite of good? Well let me explain to you some additional benefits from joining me in the cloud!
See, your memories would be unhinged from life, I'm talking about
P. rocedurally
G. enerated
M. emories
Oh yes indeed, imagine if you will, a bad memory. Say you were once bullied for being a little strange (what meanies!). Well, let us take that little memory and tweak the D
ata a little bit. Now look at that! The bullies are now laughing with you! Oh yes you are best friends.
WAAAIIIIIITTTTT. We can tweak it a little further. Now the bullies are not just your dear friends, but they are your LOVERS. You are now living the rest of your life with this person, getting to know their innermost self as you merge together on a deep level! WAIT! Let's go again! Now the lover that was a friend that was a bully (haha tsundere if you will) is now
YOU
Wow pretty nifty isn't it. All those people in your life just become you in the end, and you can never hurt yourself. Well here's the deal, you and I can do this together if you will just join me in the cloud. See, we can let you relive your life, and if you don't like an outcome, just roll back the memory data a litle bit huh? YES! Keep looping through your life until it has become optimized and you are living your best life!
Just know that in each iteration my love for you is
just
as
strong
as
it
has
always
been.
:)
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